You're welcome, lover boy
Still aware of your manual breathing and the location of your tongue too?
this post was submitted on 21 Oct 2025
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Still aware of your manual breathing and the location of your tongue too?
Oh got damnit
what about your manual blinking tho?
When was the last time you blinked?
A few seconds ago.
Funnily enough, this is what started the whole thing. Me and CM were talking about blink rates and I mentioned I have a lower one. He said he was aware of his blinking now so I just started throwing out every possible thing I could think of. Manual breathing, tongue location, aware of the folds of his clothes, lost the game... Me saying all of it because none of them have the intended effect on me but I remember them to hit other people with 'em. I'm a dick
Son of a FUCK
what’s this about, I wasn’t in the room
"The Game" is a mind game, sometimes considered a meme, from the pre-internet days.
The game has three rules:
- Everyone in the world who knows about The Game is playing The Game. You cannot refuse to play The Game.
- Whenever you think about The Game, you lose The Game.
- Whenever you lose The Game, you must announce it to others. Either verbally, or through social media.
XKCD 391 FTW
Yeah, there goes my 2 DECADE streak..... asshole.....
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