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When was the last time you blinked?
A few seconds ago.
Funnily enough, this is what started the whole thing. Me and CM were talking about blink rates and I mentioned I have a lower one. He said he was aware of his blinking now so I just started throwing out every possible thing I could think of. Manual breathing, tongue location, aware of the folds of his clothes, lost the game... Me saying all of it because none of them have the intended effect on me but I remember them to hit other people with 'em. I'm a dick