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[–] IAmJacksRage@beehaw.org 3 points 1 month ago

Q:
Bagel or Donut?

Topologist:
<doesn’t understand the question>

[–] betanumerus@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Answer: "Your photo has 7 objects, which one are you asking about? You fuckin drunk."

The topologist's answer to the fuckin dumb question is perfect.

[–] JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

I like my coffee black, like a hole.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 month ago

I'm just gonna give the dude a lump of clay and he can do whatever he wants with it.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Doughnut. Why? Because I can't easily fuck a coffee!!

[–] narwhal@mander.xyz 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's like watching an embryo develop into a child.

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Except those go from one hole to over a dozen.

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 2 points 4 weeks ago

Try holding an entire mug of coffee with a donut

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Put water in the cup it becomes the cup, put water in a pot it becomes the pot. Be like the water.

[–] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago
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