Q:
Bagel or Donut?
Topologist:
<doesn’t understand the question>
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Q:
Bagel or Donut?
Topologist:
<doesn’t understand the question>
Answer: "Your photo has 7 objects, which one are you asking about? You fuckin drunk."
The topologist's answer to the fuckin dumb question is perfect.
I like my coffee black, like a hole.
I'm just gonna give the dude a lump of clay and he can do whatever he wants with it.
Doughnut. Why? Because I can't easily fuck a coffee!!
It's like watching an embryo develop into a child.
Except those go from one hole to over a dozen.
Try holding an entire mug of coffee with a donut
Put water in the cup it becomes the cup, put water in a pot it becomes the pot. Be like the water.
My friend.