I don't believe that for one fucking second. But im happy to be proven wrong.
This is a man who's never worked a day in his life. An 8hr shift running a fryer would kill him stone dead. If he could even do the job at all.
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8 hours? lol he’ll probably stand there for a minute, accidentally touch the wrong thing, and walk away with a burn
A minute? He can stand there and do nothing for 39 minutes!
and he’ll call that burn an attempted assassination
He'll drop a cup of ice in the fryer, it'll boil over and get oil everywhere, and then he'll walk away.
Donald, the oil's too hot! Quick, dump a bucket of ice in there before it catches fire!
Just to be sure this would splatter oil violently around the room, right?
Quite violently, yes.
It's essentially what happens at Thanksgiving every year when people try to deep fry a frozen turkey and burn their houses down.
With or without her consent?
👏...👏...👏
So that was a fucking lie.
Oh, sorry, comment posted too early.
Waaaait for it... waiiiit...
Stay on target...stay on target...
"Work".
Give the ice a little ride in the basket, Donny.
Hope he ignores the safety briefing and spills oil all over himself.
He's already a McChciken 
Inb4 DJ Trump announces nobody cares about frying anyway and presents his latest Pavarotti set instead
He won't be sporting his Shoes for Crews, still gonna have those lifts on. He's falling on his arse as he walks past the vats for sure.
That what turned him orange?
Sadly, it's just makeup. He's orange because he wants to be orange.
Love the side views when it shows the missed parts LMAO
He's going to fry one basket, say "everyone in the store right now will get their meal on me," and then leave without paying.
I would love to be his shift lead. I'd embarrass the shit out of him just treating him right and training him by the book. I'd be perfectly calm and reasonable and no pressure if he can't do it.
This approach is because he's gonna embarrass himself and I'm gonna be unassailable. I'm so very good at that. I'm a good boy.