"I wanted a banana, not a banana republic!"
this post was submitted on 19 Oct 2025
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Trump 2016
I’ve been “elected” to be in charge of various things and it’s literally my hell. When I’ve been stuck with it for more than a few hours I just let other people run it and sign off on shit.
I just let other people run it and sign off on shit.
Yep sounds about right
Autopen mf
Just remember kid George Washington was once a circus clown if he can do it so can you just look at me I once made a joke about being a historian.
He's a president now.
When you have to spank your monkey because it's a naughty revolutionary monkey