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[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Electric_Druid@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Counter: really long pokey stick

[–] emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Combine both and you get a missile.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

sparky tubes!

[–] tehredmage@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

The chinese actually called the spear "the king of weapons"

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I always carry a gun of some sort and a fixed knife in the boondocks. A spear would be more practical against animals, and I have one, but carrying uses my beer-holding hand. :)