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[–] _cryptagion@anarchist.nexus 79 points 1 month ago (15 children)

can europe offer refugee status to people that don't want to live in the US anymore?

[–] the_wise_wolf@feddit.org 21 points 1 month ago

Yes. Let's trade!

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

NO, they deserve to live there

[–] crandlecan@mander.xyz 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] _cryptagion@anarchist.nexus 29 points 1 month ago (4 children)

listen, it works out for both of us. I get a country that values human lives and privacy a little more than my current one, and you get some good mexican food. you ever had a taco before? it's gonna change your entire world.

[–] BastingChemina@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We don't need tacos, we have tacos at home.

The tacos at home:

https://themanc.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/08/french-tacoo-210824-DH-the-manc-group-4-1200x1600.jpg

[–] end_stage_ligma@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I would eat it but that ain't a taco

[–] Mensh123@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago
[–] AngularViscosity@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is there anything tacos can't solve??

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] AngularViscosity@piefed.social 6 points 1 month ago

Medicinal tacos, check mate.

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

We have Mexicans and taco trucks too.
And I can cook, so looks like you have nothing to offer.
The best thing you can do is give back the land you stole from Mexico.
You don't even need to move if you're in the south.

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[–] rustyfish@piefed.world 60 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You know what? Yes! Thank you very much!

Thanks for taking them in. We really don’t want them around here anymore. They are not only some of the worst, but also the dumbest people in Europe. We would happily help them pack their stuff. This will considerably improve our already high living standards.

God bless you USA ❤️

[–] Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wanted to say the same, i will pay for as many flight tickets as i can if needed! He can have every single one of thost mouthbreathers.

[–] BingBong@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Can we set up a trade basis so some of us can head over there?

[–] Carighan@piefed.world 7 points 1 month ago

Finally the German AfD is getting the kick-more-people-out-from-Germany they always ask for! Themselves!

[–] EndOfLine@lemmy.world 45 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wait, the people that oppose migrants are looking to become migrants?

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago

*Expatriates, not filthy immigrants.

[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 41 points 1 month ago

Oh, the irony.

[–] hanke@feddit.nu 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So if I get this right, refugees are okay as long as they are white and faithful to Trump?

That doesn't sound problematic at all.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

As an european, i 100% support this. Send all the crazy right-wingers to america. we don't need them here. There's nothing for them to do here anyways.

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

would be quite empty here. It's not only 'crazy right-wingers'.
Plenty political parties including the ones pretending to be socialist have adopted the right-wing anti-immigrant policies.
Same for the horrible EU government and their fortress Europe.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I find the xenophobic left-wing European political parties quite strange. I generally chalk it up to Putin’s influence.

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

couldn't be more wrong.
They manage fascism and xenophobia all on their own.
History repeats itself

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[–] AniZaeger@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

offer refugee status to Europeans who oppose migration

Wouldn't a "refugee" who "opposes migration" be called a "hypocrite"?

[–] Chais@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They can't think that far.

[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Yes they can. They don’t care.

[–] DarkDecay@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Who wants to migrate to a third world country? Trumps delusional again

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 9 points 1 month ago

yes but if americans are lucky europe will do a tit for tat.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Scumbags with a little bit of money and a lot of ego.

[–] crandlecan@mander.xyz 11 points 1 month ago

🤣🖕🖕🖕🖕🤘

[–] kazerniel@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

good riddance! (though the irony of anti-migrationists migrating is amusing)

[–] MangioneDontMiss@feddit.nl 9 points 1 month ago

i'm confused

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Oh please open this to British people right now and take the gammon horde so we don't end up with Farage in charge.

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Okay can we work on an exchange program? Cuz like if some German Nazis want to come here I'll take their place.

[–] TheJesusaurus@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

All of the white replacement, they're coming for our jobs and women type who worried about Democrats letting "future blue voters" in en masse.

Not a peep about this deliberate policy to import white South African racists and European fascists

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I definitely “peeped” on that Afrikaners BS.

[–] rozodru@piefed.social 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

...This feels like a trap.

[–] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Here I was thinking you were going to end that sentence with "rape"

[–] Darkcoffee@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Oh please offer the same for Canadians! They are soooooo oppressed! They need refugee status! 😏

[–] qx128@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Is there a Lemmy community for “BrandNewSentence” where this can be cross posted? Because this sentence is definitely unique! Good grief, the cognitive dissonance is too damn high.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 points 1 month ago

I often think we should let in anybody who wants to work, as long as they take one of ours that don't...

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