I only make happy little accidents
this post was submitted on 16 Oct 2025
259 points (96.8% liked)
Crappy Design
4516 readers
1 users here now
Noticed that theres no equivalent to r/crappydesign here yet so i made one
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
Uh... Piss pants?
Unplanned pregnancy?
You win. That's a way better accident to have in a car.
It's also a fun story to tell the child.
!dontdeadopeninside@lemmy.ohaa.xyz
Thanks!
That's the comm I was initially going to post to, but I couldn't recall the name...subscribed!
and x-posted.
Hmmm, I choose piss myself!
No. I'm very indecisive about my accidents.
If you got a job as a graphic designer would you know what to do?
If you got a job as a would you know what graphic designer to do?
Sometimes you know.
If you car.
I'd do the no-accident-kind. Duh!
So… fraud? I like that in a person.
I wouldn't exactly state this as my main intention, but...if it would happen. As a by-product. Well
Mkay, Mr Trump.
Car what accident to do?
But who was phone?!
carphone
"Uh, no. I guess not."
It's rude to call people accidents, even if it's often true. :)
Fender bender sounds like gender bender therefore I have to assume they're similar and related, so I guess if I were going to be a vehicular outlaw I'd do that. Oh honey, your fender is bent I guess it's not as straight as you had always assumed.
If I knew then it'd be on purpose
I can tell you from experience.
The other guy gets out and tries to claim it was the car mats fault. Meanwhile I have to try and work out which dent if any in his old banger is the new one. Meanwhile his BMW needs a new front grill which will probably cost more than my car's worth.
Everyone agrees not to involve the insurance companies, me because I'm about 95% confident he hasn't actually damaged my car in any way, and him because it was 100% his fault.
And yeah I did get whiplash from that crash, but I didn't sue anyone because it went away after about 4 days.
I don’t remember the name but I thought there was a community dedicated to this
yup I've always got the idea spinning around in my head of just turning the steering wheel a bunch in one direction to see what will happen. that being said i use public transit, so I'm much less of a liability than others. i think.
unless you're the bus driver
What accident to do, haha. Definitely read it the wrong way at first.
Shit myself
maybe it’s written to be read when you have a brain injury
Accidentally antifa?
Depends on points and multiplier.
Why are there two "piss myself" and one "shit myself" comments...?
trauma.