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I lost my job to an immigrant. Because he decided that he could destroy the government departments that paid my salary.
this post was submitted on 14 Oct 2025
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Ditto, and my company was actually increasing government efficiency in a certain area by 900%.
Now they're out of business because they never diversified into areas other than the federal government.
What about the person whose job it was to consume huge amounts of power? Is their job safe at least?
What about the pisskeeper who keeps the piss
Already lost to a bunch of hoodlums (hoodla?) who TAKE the piss. And then kick the shit out of you.
where does the piss go? where do they take the piss?
Many such cases
i'm doin fine
We can sleep soundly knowing that being a billionaire is still a worthwhile pursuit without danger of being removed by AI
Fuck, does that mean people like me who produce pages of meaningless horseshit are out of a job as well?
Oh no, we are ✨ empowered ✨ and ✨_synergized_ ✨.
The future of horseshit is bright.
can we call ourselves poopsmiths?
Sounds like you have a future as a CEO!
Thankfully AI will never take my job: reading memes on company time and bitching about my boss.
If those data centers switch to beer, I’ll be out of a job.
imagine someone patching a makeshift emp and blasting it in one of these data centers - how much shit will go down
I mean in fairness that would happen even if the data centre wasn't running anything AI.