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They knew he was a politician but they’re surprised by this?

[–] masquenox@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 month ago

It's a politician's job to eat billionaire shit - not their own. Flush him, I say.

[–] ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Gotta be aware of your own oppo exposure... Either that or own it. Ballsy move to get into politics with that floating around.

[–] StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'd have just blamed AI. I'm surprised they didn't.

[–] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Maybe the people who released the footage have more material and told him this was just the amuse bouche unless he resigns.

Tasteless affair, either way.
Hard to stomach, really.

[–] cabb@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But it does prove he was full of shit

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

A one-man, DIY human centipede.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

Maybe he recorded a whole web series.

"Howdy there internet, we're back for another exciting week of eating shit with Ben.

This week we'll be sampling a fine specimen from my neighbour, John. John's turds tend to have a nutty, earthy aroma, and any of you that have watched this channel know what a fan I of John's bowel movements. We will be pairing John's waste with a jug of dirty water from a pothole outside my house. Anyway, remember to smash those like and subscribe buttons. Time to dig in. ARFLGARFLARAFFRGHAARDFGAGAAFFFHSGALAAAAA UNNNGGGGHHHHH"

[–] princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago

Why didn't he just say it was AI? By resigning, he admitted he did that.

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

I wonder if he had a sinking feeling thinking about that floating around

[–] mika_mika@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Based. Should have doubled down and not resigned.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Other politicians say that they'll do what they need to in order to help our country, but I'm actually willing to eat your shit. "

[–] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago
[–] dick_fineman@discuss.online 10 points 1 month ago

I'm 41 and still don't understand why people like feces. I...ehhh...wish the best for you all.

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

"Juan..... your breath smells like shit...."