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Ye know, a goon cave.
Why are they keeping hired muscle in caves?
Like pizza hut but for jerking it. Probably
Nobody out-jerks the hut
Also with more crust.
Stuffed crust?
The hut employs you as a crust stuffer actually. At least the tips are good!
Does it have a self serving ice cream bar ?
A hut that sells "Jerk" flavored meats.....
that I can masturbate in.
Upstart competitor to the Jerk Store.
They called, and their all out of you.
Well, I am heavily tariffed.
A wank bank, a jack shack, a toss schloss, een trekhut, ein zieh-zug.
Or, and this would make actual sense, an isolated space where you can put your arsehole family members during your vacations.
Alright Billy, if you punch your sister one more time you're going to the jerk hut and if the men who're in there to jerk it molest you that'll be on you!
Een neuken keuken
Do you have to do your own jerkin' or are there staff that tend to that?
The shed out back