this post was submitted on 10 Oct 2025
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[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 33 points 1 month ago
[–] justsomeguy@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Why are they keeping hired muscle in caves?

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Like pizza hut but for jerking it. Probably

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Nobody out-jerks the hut

[–] caoimhinr@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The hut employs you as a crust stuffer actually. At least the tips are good!

Does it have a self serving ice cream bar ?

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A hut that sells "Jerk" flavored meats.....

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 11 points 1 month ago

that I can masturbate in.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Upstart competitor to the Jerk Store.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They called, and their all out of you.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 2 points 1 month ago

Well, I am heavily tariffed.

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

A wank bank, a jack shack, a toss schloss, een trekhut, ein zieh-zug.

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Or, and this would make actual sense, an isolated space where you can put your arsehole family members during your vacations.

[–] justsomeguy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Alright Billy, if you punch your sister one more time you're going to the jerk hut and if the men who're in there to jerk it molest you that'll be on you!

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Een neuken keuken

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Do you have to do your own jerkin' or are there staff that tend to that?

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 month ago

The shed out back