they also don't shorten their telomeres so they are technically immortal.
They would have overrun the earth if they weren't so damned delicious.
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Or get too old and weak to shed their shell, ever expanding into their own coffin.
(Christ, that's dark. WTF is wrong with me?!)
Well, that is their eventual fate if they make it that long.
It's not the lobster that is wrong, but us. You are an upside down lobster
Hmmm... I do prefer my right foot...
I wonder if aliens studying us would say humans think with our gut biome.
https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/health/wellness-and-prevention/the-brain-gut-connection
https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20230120-how-gut-bacteria-are-controlling-your-brain
Teeth in stomach seems like peak evolution.