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[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 35 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Payback for the Opium Wars.

[–] masquenox@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not really... the US did this to itself.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

no let me blame the CCCP for my horrific lifelong injuries it's more fun that way.

[–] minorkeys@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Because hurting more people who have nothing to do with the politics of it is justifiable at all...

[–] shawn1122@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Direct inheritors within a historically patrilineal society = nothing to do with. Where is this fictional universe where generational wealth doesn't exist?

[–] minorkeys@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They still had nothing to do with it. Benefiting in a vague way generations later doesn't make anyone capable of traveling back in time.

If you are gratified by turning people into addicts then you're a cruel asshole.

[–] shawn1122@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In no way supporting America/Britain or Chinas actions.

But the connection between wealth and opportunity 200 years ago to today is not as vague as you've made it out to me. There's a reason that the groups that hold advantage over others have remained the same for the past several centuries (European colonialism, chattel slavery, race science etc).

[–] minorkeys@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So what? Can the Chinese workers murder the political and business leaders because Mao murdered millions decades ago and they benefit from it today? Do the sins of the parents pass through their entire bloodline and forever? Turning people, who didn't have anything to do with the opium wars, into addicts over some centuries old desire for vengeance is just cruelty. You also aren't just affecting people who had a small numbers of their ancestors involved but people who never had any ancestors involved who live in America, people from all over the world. Just target white people, too? So it's now a racially targetted form of violence, too?

Can Japan and Korea murder Chinese people because of the wars of the past? Can the Chinese kill Japanese for the atrocities of WW2? Should the distinct non-Han Chinese ethnic groups seek vengeance on the Han Chinese for their historic acts of genocidal superiority, violence, forced relocation and theft that they prosper from today? There is reasons Han Chinese hold advantage over others and have remained the same for Millenia, afterall.

[–] shawn1122@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not advocating for the perpetuation of racial violence, even though it is where Western Europe and its settler nations have derived the lion's share their disproportionate wealth. Simply pointing out that those advantages have passed down from generation to generation via traditionally patrilineal modes of inheritance. Failing to acknowledge that would be an ignorant reflection on history.

[–] minorkeys@lemmy.world -2 points 1 month ago

You're just using it as an excuse to be cruel to people who never hurt you because you hate them. Making addicts out of powerless Americans because the British rulers 150 years ago did something similar is nothing but cruelty and vengeance.

[–] protist@mander.xyz 26 points 1 month ago

At its peak a few years ago in the US, about 1.2% of the population was opiate dependent. In 1949 in China, 4.4% of the population was opiate dependent. Pretty stark that the rate per capita was almost quadruple. Of course, the potency of what people in China in 1949 were using was significantly lower on average.

[–] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wait I thought drugs are illegal? How come there are still opioid addicts?

[–] HereIAm@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

If only the war on drugs included insurance companies.

[–] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can opium really be considered an opi-oid when it’s the OG?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

opioids include artificial and natural opiates, so yeah

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The US flag always looks like it's for clowns when put against other flags. Americans prob don't see it because they're used to it, but it's got all the hallmarks. Uncle Sam always looked like a Ronald McDonald for kids of drafting age and up.

Meanwhile, China should go back to the Qing flags; dope af—no pun intended. The new one with the sun up the top left is alright, but very boring.

I dunno who these guys on the bottom-left are. Placeholder graphic?

[–] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

May I present the flag of the British Indian Ocean Territory

[–] shawn1122@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

Looks like something out of an 8 bit video game and not on a good way.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I mean... Yeah?

This is just a difference in appreciation for cultural styles, not a particularly cutting observation. The US has used the stars & bars bunting for circus performances and celebrations for literal centuries. The uncle sam stiltwalker is a deeply iconic image in american culture for a very good reason, after all.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Yeah we're loud, obnoxious, and showy with a strong tradition of carny bullshit in every aspect of our culture. Motherfucker we brought carny bullshit into religion then exported it back to the carnival. You're in the deep south and see a big tent filled with people, dangerous animals, and a man shouting that could be a circus or it could be a pentecostal religious service. Or fuck maybe its a doctor doing a medical show, idk those could easily be happening again.

[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is the opioid epidemic crisis in America still bad?

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Looks not great. Assume that Narcan has been pulling these numbers down a bit so probably need a different data set.

Recent years. Updated often. Crude rate per 100,000. July 1 population.

Figure 3. U.S. Overdose Deaths Involving Any Opioid* by Sex, 1999-2023

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_drug_overdose_death_rates_and_totals_over_time

Oof & June 2025:

New Report: U.S. drug overdose deaths rise again after hopeful decline

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 1 points 1 month ago

That's "just" there death rate, the addiction problem to (semi-)legal opioids is probably alleviated only by falling median purchasing power & loss is health insurance/healthcare accessibility.

[–] TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

While this certainly is not the intent of China's current leadership (at least not in whole), make no mistake. China is VERY aware of their "Century of Humiliation" as they call it and are dead set on regaining their place as the overwhelming master of the global economy like they were for thousands of years. At least, Xi Jinping himself is set on this goal and doing his best to make the rest of the nation follow suit. Again, don't get me wrong, America's shitty decisions are the cause of their own opioid crisis, I'm just pointing out that Xi has probably privately laughed at the irony at least once or twice