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[–] SlippiHUD@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I qualify for every class but Wizard (DNF college and who remembers thier High School GPA from 20 years ago (fuck I'm Old)), Cleric (Atheist), or Warlock (work in a small local trade shop).

I reject instruments only for bard, but I can play an ocarina poorly anyways.

Question about Sorcerer, what makes a family heirloom powerful? Is it size? Weight? Monetary Value? Notoriety?

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[–] toeblast96@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

oh fuck yes i love Wizardry

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago

I play wizard and am currently writing a PhD thesis. Checks out!

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 3 points 1 month ago

Steal the DMs dice while the guy who wants to be a fighter kicks his ass.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I can point to famous ancestors and have been accused of being both a demon and magical fey creature in daily life, can I be a sorceress?

If not I have other options.

[–] Triasha@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Yes, yes you can.

[–] princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Would not eating meat count for Druid? 🤔

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[–] CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Guess I can go Fighter (with my usual GM at least), or Wizard.

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As a software dev with no college degree, it feels weird to not fit into the wizard category because of a technicality. >.>

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

If you get a corporate job, you can be a code warlock!

I love how 1E this idea feels.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Can I be a druid with a subclass of barbarian? Got the druid but fucking nailed. Sometimes I'm a temperamental little bitch, but not enough to translate to berserker rage.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Guess I'm just playing as Random Villager #12. 😮‍💨

No. you're Crewman #6.

[–] _AutumnMoon_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago

what are the requirements for blood hunter?

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Works for me, I already wanted to be a Death Metal Bard.

[–] Sidhean@piefed.social 1 points 1 month ago

I'm going to blackjack my DM with the rules book and take his dice. If I wail on a guitar after (play, not play proficiently), can I start with three classes?

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