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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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https://xcancel.com/factpostnews/status/1974173171868745948


As soon as I was replying evidence this business owner voted for Trump, the crosspost got deleted. I forgot who asked, but here it is:

His hat.
Also note he’s talking about competition, not feeding the starving. He feels betrayed Argentina got subsidized and he did not.

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[–] pinheadednightmare@lemmy.world 62 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 39 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 46 points 3 months ago (1 children)

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That dot is a one pixel violin

[–] cannon_annon88@lemmy.today 56 points 3 months ago

I am so sick of sharing this planet with people that just refuse to think for themselves.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 40 points 3 months ago (2 children)

These newscasters really need to start ending these segments with "Well, don't vote for Republicans next time dumbass*.

[–] makyo@lemmy.world 28 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah but then again 90% of these guys are still like, "I'd vote for eem again tho"

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 11 points 3 months ago

Gotta pwn those libtards.

[–] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 9 points 3 months ago

MSM is in on it too. They call him β€œPrez Trump,” and not β€œFelon Trump.” They’ve been fascistic for a century now.

[–] Dionysus@leminal.space 39 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Here is the video by the way https://youtu.be/1EX3m0m2ORU

This farmer isn't a Trump fan thankfully, he's stuck in Arkansas and goes into it on a prior interview.

He's one of the few rational guys in that area and gets it.

We need more like him, and need guys like him to tell his neighbors what's at stake.

https://youtu.be/IiuTCgGcz2s is his last interview.

[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 9 points 3 months ago

My first thought when I saw this thread was that it would be very funny if this guy hadn't voted for trump, yet most people commenting would be the types to jump the gun with smug comments and assumptions, revealing themselves as part of the proud non-critical thinking crowd who thinks they are so clever.

I was not disappointed.

I am however, very sad for people like Scott Brown who's become a casualty of their colleagues' retardation and short sighted decision making. He seems like a good dude.

[–] 58008@lemmy.world 24 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Bet he'd vote for a third Trump term if he could.

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

He didn't vote for trump

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

The real question is whether eason he can't vote for Trump a 4th time is because he can't run again, or because elections are canceled?

[–] DreamAccountant@lemmy.world 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He doesn't give a shit about christian nationalism, there's a high chance he's a nazi, too. He just wants cash, to give to his church, that funds christian nationlism.

So trump screwed him, too. Did he learn anything?!? Probably not. MAGAts are fucking stupid.

[–] HazardousBanjo@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

And the stupid fucker would vote for him again in 2028 of he could.

We've heard these stories every single year Trump has been president and every single election year Trump has ran, his cult has never abandoned him.

These people are too stupid to be reasoned with and trying to reach them still, after almost a decade of this bullshit, is a total wasted effort.

They aren't simpletons making ignorant mistakes, they are hateful fascists who prioritized the genocide of marginalized groups over their own rights, and they'll do it again in whatever form that takes.

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

He didn't vote for him fyi

[–] phoenixarise@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 months ago

I love this for him, Argentina, and China. ☺️

[–] selkiesidhe@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I don't like that now I'M on the hook for this. Since I live in a blue state, my taxes are going to bail out the morons who voted for this shit in the first place. Bunch of lickspittles...

While they pull funding from your projects in your state.

[–] nosuchanon@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago
[–] CircaV@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 months ago
[–] trashboat@midwest.social 9 points 3 months ago

Well that’s just the Art of the Deal right there

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

better pull yourself up by the bootstraps? (/s)

what is even the goal ...

[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

You put fucking idiots in charge who don't give a shit about you.

Hillary would have tried harder for you, even if that was just keeping status quo. And she's a hell of a lot smarter.

You. Fucking. Idiot.

[–] IndridCold@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 months ago

I love this so very much. Fuck MAGA and Fuck the USA.

[–] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago

Stop whining.

[–] DreamAccountant@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

So now he'll never vote republican again, right?

Right?

[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He never did. He's left wing.

[–] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social -2 points 3 months ago

Left wingers don't sell beans, esp. to foreign countries. Did he drop his beans to his local food bank?

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 months ago

Signs should start popping up all over the country reading, "Had enough of the GOP, yet?"

[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

People tried to talk him out of asking for it.

Or doing it to others.