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It looked and tasted like vomit though :/

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[–] nocturne@slrpnk.net 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What exactly are STANDARD noodles?

[–] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

and why is it in a takeout box

[–] Twakyr@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I bought a pack of 50, and i need to use it

[–] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Twakyr@feddit.org 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

if you have an abundance of cardboard, make armour

[–] Twakyr@feddit.org 1 points 1 month ago

Ooo, thats smart

[–] Twakyr@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago

Noodles wit a sauce based on tomato, but I figured that broccoli tastes good to. So I just put that into the sauce

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The best tasting foods often look like vomit imo.

Making it taste like vomit though, that's quite a feat. Honestly harder than making mediocre food.

[–] Twakyr@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago

Not for me, but I just use leftovers, this time I just put everything for the sauce in a cup and blended it. My cooking skills are amazing, I konw

[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Broccoli and tomatoes? What are standard noodles?

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

Just guessing here, but did you attempt to cook the solids in the sauce? I used to do the same, until I realized I could just fry everything and then pour the sauce over the solids and very briefly stir things up in a hot pan to finish. Onions never minded boiling in the sauce, but noodles, broccoli, and my herbs fucking hated me for doing that to them. Def sauce it last and stir

[–] iMastari@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

This looks like standard ground beef in a sauce.

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah, cat vommit.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why do you insist on making Biolek cry?

[–] Twakyr@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago

Because, even as a child, i...