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[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 55 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] trublu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 10 months ago

I'm cumming!

[–] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 52 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] CptInsane0@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago
[–] Lanusensei87@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

Said very calmly.

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 37 points 10 months ago
[–] db2@lemmy.world 35 points 10 months ago
[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] GeriatricGambino@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Is that an Angela make some noise episode reference in the wild ?

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago

that makes her an 11

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Was feeling a little Wooooo today. Just know your post made me feel a little more Weeeee

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

HELP I AM NO LONGER FULL OF WINE

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 23 points 10 months ago

My nipples look like milk duds!

[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

Man I need to watch this movie again. A lot of gag dubs only work on short clips but this full feature film is funny as shit from start to finish.

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Fribbtastic@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Man I watched that way too long looking for the loop.

I love this movie

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Definitely a classic movie. I own it on dvd and I love watching it.

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Look Ling, those curly q's on your face make me so hot I can't think straight.

[–] JackLSauce@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

THAT'LL BE FOUR BUCKS, BABY!! YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT??

[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If she's a 10, and she does that, doesn't that mean I'm into it?

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

No? Those numbers always "quantify" physical attractiveness.

Nobody's going around saying Quasimodo's a 10.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Don’t kink shame me

[–] Cerothen@lemmy.ca 7 points 10 months ago
[–] RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 6 points 10 months ago

… my ass gnyaaaa

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 6 points 10 months ago

That’s just a Yoko Ono.

[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Holy fuck this is an old school reference. What was the name of this movie?

[–] Dzheyk@sh.itjust.works 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Thanks! It's been literal decades since I last saw it. Such an odd movie it was.

[–] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"...and then, he told me of it's significance "

[–] Zomg@piefed.world 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

It was significant. And then, he killed the dog

[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

is she a tardis?

[–] CaptainBlinky@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 10 months ago

What is she, from Detroit?

[–] hogmomma@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago
[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

One of my favorite old school YT guys did an informative video on Kung Pow!