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[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 303 points 10 months ago (3 children)

This seems dangerous for both the codebase and the cars around them.

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 64 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Crashing and then crashing

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

In case of crash git revert or git reset --hard idbeforecrash

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago
git rebase acura
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[–] regdog@lemmy.world 84 points 9 months ago

Half-assing two jobs at once

[–] LGTM@discuss.tchncs.de 70 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Do NOT let me do this, I will actually be rage-merging on the road. "LFGTM 😡" bypass branch protection rules

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago

force push to master

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 58 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] wintervoid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

he can merge without looking

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[–] Batman@lemmy.world 36 points 10 months ago

Yo Dawg, I heard you like merging. ..

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 32 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ok, obviously merging while you merge is super dangerous. Almost as dangerous as using light mode on your phone. The rider should've known he was a sociopath just from that.

[–] BJ_and_the_bear@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Hey, I prefer light mode. There are dozens of us!

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Nothing in life really prepares you for meeting such an unfathomable being...

[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

It’s mind blowing but there are people who really do prefer it! Don’t forget to leave an optional light mode for them!

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[–] Typewar@infosec.pub 30 points 10 months ago

It's worth mentioning that this guy and the "Uber driver" works in the same company

[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 21 points 10 months ago

probably the only time they can actually successfully merge

[–] marlowe221@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I’m not sure if that is impressive or terrifying.

[–] zeograd@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

¿Por qué no los dos?

[–] Speiser0@feddit.org 19 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] Nomad@infosec.pub 37 points 10 months ago (3 children)

San Francisco, bay area is notorious for technology and tech nerds

[–] Speiser0@feddit.org 13 points 10 months ago
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[–] jadelord@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 9 months ago

Somebody tell that dude that having a "bus factor" doesn't mean you should actively seek getting run over by a bus!

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Science fiction or San Francisco?

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 11 points 9 months ago (2 children)
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[–] count_dongulus@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

This is the sort of engineer getting wholly replaced by Copilot

[–] outerspace@lemmy.zip 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This is a concept known as CAC (configuration as code) - the driver made changes to the route, making the change visible, reversible, safe, auditable and testable. It's also great for the PRs merged per day metric!

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[–] TuffNutzes@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

He's checking in code for FSD.

[–] public_image_ltd@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Pretty normal adhd behaviour

[–] toeblast96@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

man i hate those stupid phone holder thingys so much

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You know those motorised lifts they install in old peoples homes to help them get upstairs?

Those things drive me up the fucking wall.

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