this post was submitted on 26 Sep 2025
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[–] Carmakazi@lemmy.world 94 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] url@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago
[–] db2@lemmy.world 47 points 1 month ago

Wife bad isn't strongly promoted enough.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I don't get the joke. when my wife talks back to me I tell her to shut up and to get me another beer.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I said to her, I said.. I said 📣 BITCH

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

did you say that? you really said... BIIITCH?

[–] Bhaelfur@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Presumably while wearing a ~~wife beater~~ A-shirt with a gun within reach. Ye olde Murikan way...

[–] Chozo@fedia.io 22 points 1 month ago

Now this is a top-tier shitpost.

[–] TimeNaan@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The best jokes are the ones that make me go HHOHOHE HII

[–] Tenniswaffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

how about you die in the DOG HOUSE har har har we respect this man this where I keep my NUEDY MAGS and BEER HoHoHeHoHe!!!!!!

[–] jade52@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm torn between these two comments. However I am leaning heavily towards wanting to die.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

If it makes you feel so strongly that you want to die, doesn't that make it art?

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

SO TRUE , !! 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

[–] Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 month ago

I know there's a whole ass committee for creating new emojis, but I hope one day they make the 🤣 in at least seven other orientations

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 14 points 1 month ago

Utter shit. Well done.

[–] MarcomachtKuchen@feddit.org 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I need a whole community like this please.

[–] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] MarcomachtKuchen@feddit.org 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Straight up cross posting that shit over there. Thank you for sharing

[–] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The community was freshly made. You are welcome.

[–] Sergio@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (3 children)

OOOH! I have a reaction meme for you:

source (modified)

[–] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 month ago

Thanks! Perfect banner.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Goddamnit, is he not going to do a Charlie Kirk comic? I really wanted to see his twisted take on it.

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've just realized: if the classic boomer meme is "wife bad" stuff, does that mean only the boomer men are making memes? Or is there a whole genre of "husband bad" memes made by the boomer women that are flying under the radar?

[–] db2@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

According to their own lore, boomer women are either in the kitchen making sandwiches, in the bedroom, or cleaning something.

[–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Facebook.com

[–] ftbd@feddit.org 10 points 1 month ago

This is art

[–] chelatna@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

Put this in a museum the horror vacui style is perfect.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Now may I interest you in some CASH4GOLD or perhaps America First Gold Coins?

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

The image, it BOOMING.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

She takes after her mother!

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's my wife doing the snoring. I have to poke her several times a night, especially in the morning.

[–] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

Poking them you are just making both of you more miserable. Find out why they are snoring, sometimes all that is needed is a different position or a slightly taller pillow.