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[–] BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The guy behind is trying to end the suffering with his pen.

[–] unconsequential@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Woah what is actually going on there??

[–] thomasloven@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

The guy behind the guy behind is holding up a phone or something.

[–] ozoned@piefed.social 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Where do you think bird flu comes from? When those birds go cuckoo for CoCo puffs they start sneezing and then bird flu.

[–] bigboitricky@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Bird flu? Yeah they usually do

[–] s@piefed.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Somebody needs to give RFK a Red Bull and tell him to try flying

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Gotta jump off a high enough cliff to activate the ability though, otherwise it won't work.

[–] porksnort@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 months ago

The useful information is in the fine print.

“Red Bull gives you wiiiings (please wait 4-6 weeks for delivery)”

[–] unconsequential@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This coming from the “Trix are for Kids” administration… just ask Trump’s good buddy Epstein

[–] aviationeast@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Theirs a direct link between Thiel and Epstein...

[–] F_State@midwest.social 2 points 2 months ago

There's a direct link between Thiel and alot of the bad shit that's been happening in the US lately

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

This guy may end up being the last Kennedy to be really high on the political ladder. What a way to finish a legacy.

Couldn't have happened to a nicer family. /s

[–] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Says the guy who has obviously been puffing way too much coco recently.

[–] Shamber@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I got nothing to say but this 😂😂😂 freaken hilarious

[–] individual@toast.ooo 2 points 2 months ago

I can confirm this

[–] AoxoMoxoA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago
[–] Sludgehammer@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Actually if you really gave birds Coco Puffs they'd probably just die, chocolate is toxic to birds.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Soooo...how do you explain this guy? Let me guess, "he's not real." Well, did I make him up!? You people are absurd.