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[–] fubarx@lemmy.ml 28 points 2 years ago

Prompt: "Write a sermon."

Chatbot: wall of text

Prompt: "That's too long. Be concise."

Chatbot: Don't be a dick.

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Meh. At least you know at least the AI is reading/hearing your prayers, that’s a step up from the normal ones. Still does just as much good, but at least it’s being acknowledged.

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

And the LLM is less likely to touch the children.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 2 years ago

We cannot rule it out as a possibility of course.

[–] LesserAbe@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I took it to mean the music or message being delivered to the congregation is AI, not that you're praying to AI god.

Which is still good because if there's one thing the Bible teaches it's that god loves insincere prayers

[–] RedStrider@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

good idea but only if lead by this guy robit priest from the futurama

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I for one welcome the new six fingered Jesus.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Technically it has five fingers, but one of them splited half at the fourth knuckle. Also it has a fourth knuckle.

[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Nearer, my LLM, to thee

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 3 points 2 years ago

And lo, did Jesus question, what was the name of your first pet? Also incidentally you may now give donations by credit card.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Funniest grift ever.

[–] popemichael@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 years ago

Its hard to be a lazy cult.

[–] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Does anyone know AI Jesus on Twitch, where people constantly try to give him commands that break the voice or make him say dumb shit?