What you can't see is the koala with chlamydia in the background, about to be eaten by a drop-bear
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Oh god. Don’t get them started on drop-bears.
Can snake sex be called snex?
Boo backwards colors! (I would be too lazy to fix it too, but that won’t stop me from being mindlessly tribal here!)
what?
what?
You changed this setting in Voyager and forgot about it lol.
Snexy!
A dingo ate my baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo. While watching mommy snake doo doo doo doo doo doo daddy snake doo doo doo doo doo doo mommy snake doo doo doo doo doo doo daddy snake make baby snakes doo doo doo doo doo doo baby snakes doo doo doo doo doo doo.
So the shark walks up to the dingo stand, and says to the dog running the stand, dum dum dum, got any snakes?
Wait, the symbol for medicine is snakes doing it?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caduceus_as_a_symbol_of_medicine
Yes, but no. The correct symbol would be this one:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rod_of_Asclepius
But someone fucked up a hundred years ago and now we're here.
Did they fuck up or fuck it up?
The modern use of the caduceus as a symbol of medicine became established in the United States in the late 19th and early 20th century as a result of well-documented mistakes and misunderstandings of symbology and classical culture. Critics of this practice say that the correct symbol for medicine is the Rod of Asclepius, which has only one snake and no wings.
Man, why's it feel like next your going to tell me the green cross badge my brother got in boyscouts wasn't for smoking weed
No, that one is valid. I'll light one for her.
Yes
obviously
+1 for arcane knowledge!
wow!
very interesting, never noticed they were two different symbols
son, it's time we talk
I once wrote in the sex Ed annonymous question box how snakes have sex and the teacher got pissed and threw it away like it was a prank.
I really wanted to know :(
Now I do! Kinda! I know it looks cooler than mamals mating at least
Obviously AI.
Not a spider in sight.
Who do you think took the picture?
There are hundreds, you just can't see them.
"Dinner and a show! This beach has it all!"
Better than the Treasure Island show in Vegas
Shouldn't your life be in danger? Like you just got bitten by a poisonous spider while you saw all of this.
That shark is a cake, I can tell from here.
I read that and wondered how a dingo would host a dinner with a shark and apparently I need a nap. (Obligatory "thanks, English".)
Sounds like a description of an artwork in Rimworld.
We’re here for the fuckin’ snakes, not fuckin’ spiders.