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[–] Una@europe.pub 57 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wait, are first 2 steps mandatory? What if I don't have wife and kids, can I still learn arabic?

[–] Winter_Oven@piefed.social 42 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You may divorce and abandon someone else's wife and kids in a scenario like yours.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 8 points 2 months ago

If you can't make a broken family at home, store-bought is fine.

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Arabic is a very fragmented language though how do you decide which dialect to learn? Spanish has a lot of variants too but they're all pretty much still mutually intelligible. I've heard that's not so true for Arabic.

[–] spamfajitas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Usually if you're learning Arabic for religious reasons, it's going to be Modern Standard Arabic or MSA.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

How readable is the Quran in modern Arabic? Or is it translated?

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 29 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] individual@toast.ooo 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Masterkraft0r@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

java? javascript? c++? c? what are you talking about and i don't even like python that much

[–] abir_v@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

He tried to deploy his project. Legends say, it's still not live and no one knows what dependencies might be missing.

[–] Masterkraft0r@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

fair enough ^^ although technically one can fix this with the correct tooling (if you ask two devs you get 1241231 answers)

[–] abir_v@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Yeah, outside the joke and old complaint, I've been liking uv for my small Python projects.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This guy over here doesn't even know about java.

[–] avg@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago

Shhh, don't tell him, ignorance is bliss.

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Does anyone here speak python? I need some help

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 months ago

Welcome to Python 3.13's help utility! If this is your first time using Python, you should definitely check out the tutorial at https://docs.python.org/3.13/tutorial/.

Enter the name of any module, keyword, or topic to get help on writing Python programs and using Python modules. To get a list of available modules, keywords, symbols, or topics, enter "modules", "keywords", "symbols", or "topics".

Each module also comes with a one-line summary of what it does; to list the modules whose name or summary contain a given string such as "spam", enter "modules spam".

To quit this help utility and return to the interpreter, enter "q", "quit" or "exit".

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

I didn't abandon my kids, but I divorced two wives to make up for it. I'm ready to learn.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Shit I don't have any kids

[–] some_random_nick@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

Adopt some and then leave them behind. Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

hide yo wife, hide yo kids!

[–] lemmyknow@lemmy.today 1 points 2 months ago

And learn Arabic, cuz… uh… y'know…

[–] Maroon@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Instructions unclear: I've lost all money to alimony and have no money left for Arabic lessons.

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

شكرا، اتبعت النصيحك

[–] mhague@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

What if I have a Divayth Fyr kind of thing going on? Please advise