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[–] cmnybo@discuss.tchncs.de 79 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It will come down on its own eventually.

[–] Venat0r@lemmy.world 61 points 2 years ago

This is the information that guy is selling for $1000 πŸ˜‚

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Now I'm wondering how long it would take

[–] mipadaitu@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It is designed like a hot air balloon, but it appears to have a sealed balloon. This is probably a helium balloon, which means you're going to have to wait for the helium to leak out.

Based on the art, I'd say it would last about as long as a normal latex filled helium balloon (it's bigger, so there's more in it, but also more surface area) so probably would take a day or two before it deflates enough to drop.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Remember that volume increases cubically whilst surface area increases exponentially (i think)

[–] Omniforous@mander.xyz 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Volume is cubic (r^3) and surface area is quadratic (r^2)

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Your formatting didn't come out right.

[–] hsdkfr734r@feddit.nl 69 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Cloud services. (They lock you in, I know. )

[–] desertdruid@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

AWS and GCP in a nutshell

[–] derpgon@programming.dev 36 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Good luck with getting him to pay from 50 meters up in the air

[–] el_abuelo@programming.dev 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Phones still work from 50~~ft~~ metres in the air....

[–] derpgon@programming.dev 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Good luck exchanging information ^over the distance I specified^

[–] el_abuelo@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] derpgon@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh, also, I am sure a balloon costs more than 1000$, so I am stealing that, lol.

[–] el_abuelo@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Interesting. Through what mechanism will you steal a balloon that will stay aloft for a couple of days, has no mechanism of altitude control once you remove the rope, and will likely expel you at the first sign of any wind, assuming you don't die of hypothermia or hypoxia first?

[–] derpgon@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago

Well, worst case scenario I die and he gets jail time.

[–] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The fact that I can't immediately think of a reason this would be illegal scares me

[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If you refused to land this would be extortion I believe, but I'm no lawyer

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

So why aren't loot boxes extortion then? I immediately thought of EA.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (3 children)

cutting the rope and drifting can save you a grand

[–] realitista@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

A smart businessman would make sure to tell them they need to leave anything pointy on the ground.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

a smarter man keeps his edge

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It's ok guns aren't sharp :^)

[–] IMongoose@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
[–] SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 years ago

Climbing down the rope would do the job as well, considering it’s latched to the rim of the basket. Probably be fairly easy, too. Wrap shirt around hands, clamp feet to rope (one above the other so the rope rests between your shoes, which then functions as a brake to slow your slide), and slide down.

[–] nl4real@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Jump out of spite.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Good luck collecting the money.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

Just do the scam on crypto bros only

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Climb down the line, balloon still up.

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 4 points 2 years ago

Didn’t read the Terms and Conditions. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

[–] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Kind of like with Boeing and those poor astronauts stuck on the space station

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

I would just wait until he went to sleep and then slide down the rope.