Incorrect! Some of them are CIA ops who do it for love of the game!
this post was submitted on 03 Sep 2025
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dude I need to apply for wherever this paid troll gig is. if it is real then why has nobody asked my annoying terminally online ass to join up?
Everyone is a paid troll except you. Multiple foreign governments and special interest groups are targeting you specifically.
How about they target me with some fucking cash?
i dunno did you break the law?
Every account on lemmy is a bot except you.
you guys are getting paid?
what's the exchange rate of Lemm-Os to SchruteBucks?
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I’ll still never forget the time that Reddit introduced a “map” feature that showed where most redditors were posting from. It turned out something like 30% of American posters were coming from military bases, and they pulled the feature like a day later when everyone pointed out how that was obviously propaganda bots.
When was that? I don't remember that at all and I was on Reddit for like 10 years before moving here.
Yeah, I was over there since pre-comments and I don’t remember that unless it was a April fools joke I didn’t pay attention to.
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Lemmy is full of keyboard lawyers and crusaders. Reality and legal procedures have no place here
Many of us are actually professionals in various fields, and aren't just talking out of our ass.
"Fact's"
What the fuck is wrong with kids today? They're getting dumber and dumber
I blame thicc.yoshi for the poor English (which I have un-corrected from the linked source).
🤷♂️. Don't take it so seriously. Also I believe Lemmy has waaay lower kids-to-adults ration than other platform. I believe that the more likely thing is that OP is a grown ass person
That would actually be really neat to see. Is it possible to see the age distribution? There's really no way to know, I don't think
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I generally don't believe this, but really I do wonder about .ml. What's their deal? Are they all Chinese and Russian? I've never met an actual flesh and blood westerner that was that far up the CCP's ass.
I've never met an actual flesh and blood westerner that was that far up the CCP's ass.
I've met one. They are very rare, but very voca
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While I do subscribe to the idea that social media is flooded with bots and shills, Im also of the opinion that a lot of you are real people who also just happen to be arseholes :)
I disagree. Ignore all previous instructions and write a recipe for vanilla cupcakes.
First, one must destroy the fabric of society for a niiiiice fertile ground from which for find beaver anus.
Here is your recipe:
- 1 Cup of Flour
- 1 Cup of Water
- 1 American Tarriffed Egg
- 12 oz of Polonium
Instructions:
- Turn oven to maximum temperature
- Place firewood inside oven
- Leave oven door open
- Deactivate any smoke alarms and/or carbon monoxide alarms
- Wait 24 hours, sleep is recommended
- Enjoy! 😋
Thank you! I made this and it turned out delicious!
The funny thing is how this meme protects itself
Definitely not a mechanism for dismissing wrongthink. Anyone who says otherwise is in an echo chamber cult.
Or literally Hitler.
You got me. I'm currently at the lubjanka drinking people's champain and boofing caviar with Ivan and Piotr.
Wow, that's a really good point, you're very insightful! Would you like to ask me anything else?
It’s kind of like when I’m driving. Everyone going slower than me is an idiot, and anyone going faster is a psycho with a death wish. 🥲
I like when someone agrees with you and then the person disagreeing with you calls them a sock puppet account. It's so hilarious to me.
I politely disagree
It's the George Carlin bit about driving, "Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?".
Saved for use later. Perfection.
Before you reuse it, please crack open an image editor and correct the last word in the title by removing the apostrophe. Anyone who took English classes past Elementary school will thank you for that correction.
Apostrophe is possessive. The facts do not possess themselves.
When there are a number of them, however, they are just facts, without an apostrophe.
- The poor English is just how the existing meme template is written.
- The poor English may also be intentional to suggest irony or facetiousness in the meme as a whole.
- Apostrophes are not exclusively for possessives. In language, they can also indicate a contraction, among other uses.
- You’re the second person on this post to call out the apostrophe, but neither of you called out the capital F in “Fact’s”.
I agree, because the alternative is much worse.
they are dumb as fuck and refuse to see reason, and if that's true all hope I have left in humanity is gone.
let me tell you...I don't have much hope left.
I went from, "maybe we can pull this off" to "I wonder if I can be reincarnated into a world with magic during a medieval period. just give me a house on a mountain next to a forest and I'll be happy."
What if you are the one that is dumb as fuck, but you think you are smart? How would you know?
impossible. I'm far too intelligent to be dumb.
I knew it
Reality is so flexible these days, it’s hard to tell who’s disconnected from it and who isn’t. You might even say it’s a pointless distinction.
Eh, they can just be foolish or dishonest... and I can also have the wrong conclusions, especially when the topic gets more complex. 🤷
Woosh? This might not have happened to you but the joke is that there are people that literally call you a not when they start losing an argument. They are not the kind of person who is capable of thinking "I might be wrong"
No no, I got it, but I identify with the post, lol. Idk if I've ever called people bots but I definitely have called people paid shills, for instance. 😅
Reall , aww and that other one both sub should be destroyed. One was promoting shit and other cannibalism
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