A Balrog? At this latitude? Contained entirely in this post?!
this post was submitted on 02 Sep 2025
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... may I see it?
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[Chalmers disliked that]
The lemmings scrolled too greedily and too deep.
Jocks on you, I sort by new.
But that means you hit the big bad early without the opportunity to get better equipment
We delved too deep!
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
Finally! Sweet oblivion!
Scrolled too greedily
A Balrog? A Balrog? There’s more?
Morgoth made about half a dozen in the First Age.
I think it was hinted at in the lotr books that there could be more.
Sir this is the second post from the top for me. Ok I already refreshed 15 times but let's not consider that
But I just got here... Literally top post upon opening the app.
It's a trap!
Meh. I seen one of them before already.
That means I've roughly 800 pages left to scroll before I can bring this journey to a close.
But I'm basically on the front page, clearly some greedy dwarf freed it from the depths.
It began with the forging of the great social networks.
… but they were turned to evil by the dark tech lords.
Ok, you all cross the bridge, I'm about to level up!
I'll scroll until I find Yaldabaoth
Would be funny if this is post would be on top of all others...
it is in my default view
All I want right now is to be back in the shire, touching grass
Fuck