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[–] scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 37 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Klear@quokk.au 3 points 10 months ago

Could be, hard to tell without seeing the neck.

[–] BillDaCatt@lemmy.world 27 points 10 months ago
[–] EvilBit@lemmy.world 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)

ONLY 1% OF PEOPLE CAN SOLVE THIS PUZZLE

[–] msage@programming.dev 11 points 10 months ago

I mean, yes, because the 99% will ignore and therefore can not complete it.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] mrbeano@lemmy.zip 4 points 10 months ago

I was leaning towards Conrad, but you're right. Archibald!

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 3 points 10 months ago
[–] anonymouse2@sh.itjust.works 14 points 10 months ago

Giant Red Panda

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If you mean the black rectangle - it's a horse's cock

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

there's no cock like horse cock

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 10 points 10 months ago

Some sort of beetle (3/4 of species are beetles, so playing the odds here).

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Leopard gecko

[–] Mwa@thelemmy.club 8 points 10 months ago
[–] Ypsilenna@lemmy.zip 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

POUS (Pony Of Unusual Size)

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 7 points 10 months ago
[–] Etterra@discuss.online 6 points 10 months ago

That's Frank. He's kind of a dick.

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Whatever it is, it's gonna be a crab soon.

[–] mcbenavides85@piefed.social 6 points 10 months ago

I can’t tell without seeing the penis.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Killer whale.

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago
[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Some kind of 'taur?

[–] Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] notabot@piefed.social 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I think so, they're found in Malaysia aren't they?

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[–] glorkon@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago
[–] Balldowern@lemmy.zip 4 points 10 months ago

Spider definitely.

[–] onslaught545@lemmy.zip 4 points 10 months ago

I heard hoofbeats, so it must be a zebra

[–] mad_psymon@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 4 points 10 months ago

Gotta be a pigeon

[–] itkovian@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago
[–] MBech@feddit.dk 4 points 10 months ago
[–] Tangerine@scribe.disroot.org 4 points 10 months ago
[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 4 points 10 months ago

Its got to be a centaur.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

American Quarter Horse © Scott Smudsky

EDIT: SOURCE

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 4 points 10 months ago
[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

It’s a bunny. With the front half of a horse. And th back half of a horse.

[–] mhzawadi@lemmy.horwood.cloud 3 points 10 months ago

What did you call me?

[–] Pumafred9@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

A walking clock?

[–] SingularEye@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 10 months ago
[–] EditsHisComments@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago
[–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 10 months ago
[–] bluecat_OwO@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago
[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 3 points 10 months ago

stallion, hopefully

[–] LemmyThinkAboutIt@lemmy.zip 3 points 10 months ago
[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Select the square that doesn't contain a horse.

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Well I hear hooves, so I'm assuming a zebra.

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