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[–] finitebanjo@piefed.world 90 points 2 months ago (3 children)

TBF the cutaway could totally exist and just be hard to find in 23 seasons and counting, especially with the amount of content differing between the Adult Swim airings, the Fox airings, and the steaming services.

[–] bulwark@lemmy.world 42 points 2 months ago (2 children)

True. Despite what they told me when I was a kid, everything on the internet is in fact not permanent.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 9 points 2 months ago

It's always what you don't want.

[–] UnculturedSwine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

I re-watched Anger Management recently and the version I watched was not the one I had seen previously. The original I saw had a scene where you find out Sandler is in the ladies room at the end of the scene. The one I watched recently cut off that part at the end and the scene ends a bit differently. I could imagine it happens from time to time if a joke or scene is a little too problematic so they tone it down on tv or when it's re-released.

[–] Barbarian@sh.itjust.works 28 points 2 months ago

steaming services

One steamed ham, please.

[–] LittleBorat3@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There might be stuff that is too spicy and only on the DVDs they sold.

May not be in the streaming version

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I think you mean steaming version.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Family guy only had 3 seasons and this scene wasn’t in any of them.

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Completely agreed. Only seasons 17, 18, and 19 are canon in my mind.

[–] Samuelwankenobi@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Nah it's 10,16 and 20

[–] pulsewidth@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Fun fact: Kurt didn't own a gun, the shotgun he killed himself with was bought by his friend Dylan Carson of the band Earth. So, even in this silly story about Nevermind lyrics being taken literally, he wasn't lying. The song was also years before the gun was bought. Unrelatedly, I am fun at parties.

[–] froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He didn't kill himself tho, that was Spotify goons.

[–] sheepishly@fedia.io 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I thought the joke was going to be Kurt saying he doesn't have a gun and then shooting himself...

[–] MrVilliam@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

That's why it's a good example of misdirection in comedy.

[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A week ago I could swore that was Stephen King the one typing and saying "scary sttuff scary stuff", but it wasn't.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

But it was? Or rather, apparently, his ghost writer.

[–] Noblesavage@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Isn't the entire Family Guy show a steaming pile version?