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[–] Fubarberry@sopuli.xyz 18 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Trench gun is well on it's way to a bigger bayon

The joke I've always heard is that you insert the bayonet into the enemy to align your shots.

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 11 points 3 months ago

At some point you don't even need the gun because the stick is long enough to reach your enemy anyway.

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Big Bayonne

[–] FundMECFS@anarchist.nexus 1 points 3 months ago

Basque 🫡

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Can someone photoshop a tank with lances sticking out?

[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

No, but Warhammer has things that are close enough

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

Should help with recoil

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Hop light Phirelanx

[–] baltakatei@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 months ago

You could skewer a dumple with that bayon.

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 2 points 3 months ago

Is the joke that "bayonet" sounds like the diminutive form of a made up word "bayon"?