Not *Not* the Onion

As millions of students across the U.S. return to the classes, schools and universities are struggling to establish consistent policies regarding the use of AI. The Onion examines the pros and cons of using artificial intelligence for schoolwork.

PRO

Only possible way to figure out when World War I ended

Curriculum can be customized to each child’s unique style of stupidity

Frees kids up for extra shifts at the plant [...]