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[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 65 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] ook@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 9 points 3 months ago

Penis to vaginaaaaaa

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 34 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Monday or Friday?

Who interprets a slash as “through”? Does M/W/F mean Monday through Wednesday through Friday then?

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 7 points 3 months ago

I agree, to me it reads "monday and/or friday"

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Meh.

Context tells you when a "." means 'end of sentence' and 'decimal point.'

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 29 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Context holds that you use a dash to mean “through” and a slash to mean “or” here.

[–] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

b/w can mean black and white or between depending on context.

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Yeah well the other meaning I can see is motherfucker.

Also, I hate b/w for between. It doesn’t make sense. It’s not bet ween. It’s be tween.

[–] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's a semi arbitrary symbol for speeding up handwriting. It's just supposed to be recognizable, connecting the two most important letters. Which it does well.

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Why is the w more important than the t, with the T representing the second syllable

[–] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 months ago

It just makes more sense to me. The w sound is longer and more important imo but I wouldn't be mad if you did shorthand a different way.

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

It all depends on what the person modifying the sign had available. Having been that person, you work with what you got....

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago

Enough! I’ve had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Why are we doing the human cat faces? It’s like we’re regressing to cat paintings from the 16th century.

[–] Baguette@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 months ago

The cat's face is a reference to Samuel Jackson, who notably says Motherfucker, hence reading M/F as that

https://youtube.com/watch?v=AJSas8nwnnU

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago

I have a theory that that’s what cats actually looked like in the Middle Ages, and they’ve just evolved very rapidly since then to have modern cat faces.

It’s wrong, but that’s still my theory.

[–] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 8 points 3 months ago

Wow, Male AND Female burritos. We are spoiled for choice.

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 7 points 3 months ago

Surprise burritos M/F

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Monkey fighters need a good breakfast

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

I'm tired of these Mother Fuckin' burritos in these Mother Fuckin' Mornings!

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Realistically, what would mother/fucker even mean?

Is it a math formula?

[–] First_Thunder@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 months ago

Nah, it’s the pronouns

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I don't know but it might have something to do with Face/Off

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 2 points 3 months ago

That's some out of the box thinking there. Keep it up, kid. You're going places.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago
[–] dawcas@scribe.disroot.org 2 points 3 months ago

¡Burritos y burritas! ¡Dale!

[–] klugerama@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Mister Falcon

[–] spykee@lemmings.world 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

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[–] Cort@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Mega farts. They're breakfast bean burritos.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

strap in. it's about to get bumpy.

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