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[–] scytale@piefed.zip 72 points 3 months ago (4 children)

The “Perfect For Sharing” title should be placed on the top part of the box. At first glance, I thought the last meal was the one for sharing.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 37 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"You gonna finish that cigarette? Can I have it?"

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I remember a time doing fours on a cig lol

[–] jobbies@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I hated that guy. Fuck off and buy your own fags!!

[–] cdf12345@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I thought the same, like congrats on making it even more pathetic. Hey bro wanna go halfsies on a last meal?

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago

"Babe, you just chill, I know exactly what to order"

[–] emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 months ago

I thought it was meant to be for if youre dumping someone and dont want the meal to last long or to pay for their food. Get in, have your 'last meal' together and then drop them and get out lol.

[–] Lootboblin@lemmy.world 49 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

That’s almost like the old ”Finnish Breakfast Meme” but a healthier version.

[–] magpie@mander.xyz 48 points 3 months ago (3 children)

The most German thing here 'sausage salad'

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 27 points 3 months ago

It's a lighter, refreshing alternative to meat salad.

[–] ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org 7 points 3 months ago

I like steak salad. with bacon instead of lettuce

[–] Zephorah@discuss.online 2 points 3 months ago

Pretzel and 2 slices of bread.

[–] SlippiHUD@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

1 cigarette for a €1? That seems like a deal.

[–] RidderSport@feddit.org 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Cigarettes have become more expensive but right now they're at 9 € for 22 pcs. So less than 50c a piece.

[–] TimboSlice@discuss.online 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] RidderSport@feddit.org 3 points 3 months ago

Been some time since I stopped smoking prepacked, but they were available in 21,22, 27, 30 and 35 I believe. Dependent on the brand

[–] Laser@feddit.org 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They're available in different sizes

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[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Chozo@fedia.io 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Oops, sorry. This is pork-derived water.

[–] remon@ani.social 13 points 3 months ago

Wurstwasser.

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[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Replace the water with coffee and it's the European breakfast in its purest form.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

continental breakfast? should be a croissant.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Or so the French would have you believe

[–] SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

Napoleon strikes again

[–] NochMehrG@feddit.org 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

In my town there ist one restaurant which offers this as smoker’s breakfast, including coffee.

[–] unknownuserunknownlocation@kbin.earth 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

In Germany that's called a hooker's breakfast.

[–] aim_at_me@lemmy.nz 2 points 3 months ago

France just calls that breakfast.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Reminds me of the "Poachers Plate (free)" for small kids having some food from their parents order.

[–] volvoxvsmarla@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 months ago

You're at Airbräu! I love it!

[–] Capricorn_Geriatric@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

And you're trying to tell me this isn't perfect for sharing?

[–] windowsphoneguy@feddit.org 5 points 3 months ago

That sounds like it's illegal under our tobacco tax law

[–] ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org 4 points 3 months ago

I don't get it, what is this? Is this some kind of reference to something?

[–] CancerMancer@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

The Québec style is a can of Pepsi with a cigarette and some religious words that are also swear words because reasons.

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 3 months ago

Probably depends on the standards you're used to. For germans it may be okayish at best, for americans it might be the best bread they've ever tasted.

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

German bread is quite good generally

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Why's the menu in English?

[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 20 points 3 months ago

German restaurants usually have English versions of their menus in areas that get a lot of tourists.

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[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

I'll have mine with a last word

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Sounds like America to me

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