this post was submitted on 16 Aug 2025
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[–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 months ago

I'm just imagining being relaxed and going fast, then something startled you and BAM. Suddenly brake and fly off the board. Maybe have a humourous landing in a dumpster or a pile of manure.

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

wait. is clench=accelerate or clench=slow down?

[–] 666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

I think clench to brake would make more sense. Just relax and you'll be cruising

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (3 children)

You do realize, the detection sensor needs to be firmly attached.

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

Reminds me of the monowheels in South Park

maybe NSFW

People in South Park mounting monowheels with some controls going into their butt and mouth

Buttplug controller.. easy peasy

[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Like the uniwheel thing on South Park