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my wife held the flashlight for this photo

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[–] violetsoftness@piefed.blahaj.zone 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

does have any scratches or other damage? can't really tell from the one photo

[–] realchadmctruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

no it has the perfect texture

[–] violetsoftness@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

warm tap or cold tap? You're sure there's zero damage what's under your thumb?

[–] realchadmctruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

my tubs just got the one nozzle also the jar is not for sale only individual sips

heres proof that theres no scratches on the water though

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i just feel really leery about any undocumented damage there might be with this water i have been scammed before. will you write on the bill of sale that it's in perfect condition? I can come over tonight I don't want to get the last sip.

[–] qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] realchadmctruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] realchadmctruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 4 months ago

i checked with my medical grade thermo-meter right before i took this pitcher and it said LO

What's the price if I only gurgle the bath water and spit it back?

[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What's so special about your water that mine doesn't have?

[–] realchadmctruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

My bath water has soap residues too, what's so much better about yours? Using the real bougie soap?

[–] realchadmctruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] realchadmctruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

after inkwiring with legal counsel i have been informed that the answer is no

[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] realchadmctruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 4 months ago

Okay that's fine, now if you'll excuse me I have some peaches to thaw...

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

IT'S FOR THE CHURCH HONEY

[–] troyunrau@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Damn, that pricey. Can you deliver?

[–] realchadmctruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

hi yes i can deliver but im on foot so its going to be a minute or two

[–] troyunrau@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 months ago

Nice. My apartment is one fire and I'll try to douse it when you get here

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Only interested if you have air to go with it. ?

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Best offer. $0.50 for the flashlight.

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] paulh@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 4 months ago

It doesn't look level compared to the water in the bath.

I think that it's tilted and the jar is held at an angle to disguise that.

[–] sqw@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 4 months ago

im not paying $1 for you to drink it.

[–] ampy@discuss.online 1 points 3 months ago

Is the jar included?