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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] perishthethought@piefed.social 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Who will win? A soft infaltable unicorn or one spikey boi?

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 13 points 5 months ago

Spikey boi, I believe in him very deeply.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

I love his disgruntled look.

"My ass is covered in spikes, Sharon. Why would you think putting me on an inflatable is a good idea?"

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I read that in Johnny Cash’s voice.

[–] Technoworcester@feddit.uk 4 points 5 months ago

Thanks god. I thought that was just me.

[–] Rezbit@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

There ain't no grave, can keep this, body down

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

I will never not read that in his voice.