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[–] TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

All kids go through that age where all they want is Wyoming, but all you have are puréed carrots. Such is life.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

When I was a kid my mom gave be a bowl of warm cyanide to put me to rest.

Sweat memories

[–] CameronDev@programming.dev 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I dunno, a nice bowl of Wyoming really calms my kid down. Hasnt made a sound in a few days now.

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] CameronDev@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It doesnt exist because they ate it.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This is why we need renewables

There is barely any Wyoming left after it was harvested so rapidly in the 90's. The parts that do exist are so expensive you would never want to feed it to a child.

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 year ago

MOM I WANT MY TAR!

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tar on toast is fine though

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I, too, like marmite

[–] obsidianfoxxy7870@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Noooo, I love eating Wyoming. It's the best cross between effective price and good tast. You must hate me. :(

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 year ago

It is so hard to find Wyoming these days

In the 90's it was harvested aggressively to the point where the natural place where it grows was damaged heavily from a ecological perspective. It is coming back but the resource is rare so the price is high.

[–] Barrymore@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Thank goodness I take care to only feed glass shards to children that are neurotypical

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 3 points 1 year ago

I grew up eating all of that and nothing ever happened to me!

[–] guynamedzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That’s a productivity science pack, not a chemical science pack…

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 2 points 1 year ago

Kill all the biters first.

[–] howrar@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

With such a glaring oversight, I don't know how I can trust the rest of this infographic.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

What if they have celiac as well as autism and want a PBJ?

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Everything is chemicals. What do I heat now? Can I still eat the "Hungarian Pizza" (Pizza sauce, cheese, onions, jalapenos, salami, bacon) I just ordered?

[–] Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Only if you explain what "pizza sauce" is.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)