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[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 55 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Careful, I plugged an unknown USB drive into my house and then all my centrifuges tore themselves apart.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Wait, have you been living under a rock all that time?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Why do you have centrifuges in your house?

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You mean you don't have a uranium enrichment plant in your basement?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why are you talking about plants when I'm asking about centrifuges?

[–] dangercake@feddit.uk 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Guys there's someone calling himself Hans Blix at the door, did anyone order takeaway?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 year ago

Is he the bad guy from Die Hard?

Not for nuclear reasons if any regulatory agencies are asking.

[–] Haaveilija@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Just know that after installing linux on your house, it won't have Windows anymore!

[–] WhyJiffie@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago

drink some Wine and there will be your Windows

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

It will be more secure and easier to maintain that way. No more broken Windows!

[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 year ago

Just put the Windows in a VM, duh! /j

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

what's sick is that this could actually work in some mad scheme where the wall wart is range extenders and acting as network attached storage

Extreme self hosting

[–] pivot_root@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Even better: powerline adapters.

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Gotta hold the doorbell while you flip the circuit breakers to enter the boot menu

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 year ago

Depends on who built the house, and even what model. I always have to search to find the right buttons.

In my house I have to flush the toilet while running the garbage disposal.

[–] naticus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] TorJansen@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Sure, on that screen on the kitchen box that reheats your pizza.

[–] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] dangercake@feddit.uk 2 points 1 year ago

These days you can even install it on your nadgers

[–] WagnasT@piefed.world 1 points 1 year ago

You don't have to do this, sparky linux is free to download.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 year ago

I mean, if you used a bash bunny as the stick, you would have linux installed in your power. :)