this post was submitted on 30 Jul 2025
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[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If only I could sleep forever but without giving up my existence

[–] puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Imagine existing in an eternal dream, why can't the afterlife be that instead of.... uhh...

checks notes on leading theories of conciousness survival, finds there aren't any

Nothing

[–] Jhestyr@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Vampire stuff?

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

After two years of “if we just make it through the next few months” from my boss I quit my last job.

Fuck suffering every day.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

could be worse. after a year of "if we make it through the next few months" from my boss the company fucking collapsed.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

That does suck.

[–] Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] 0li0li@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Yep, that's the 2020s for pretty much everyone, except land and company owners evidently.

Take the time to relax, be mindful. Write down your schedule of the week, day by day. See where the points is to "hang in there". Reflect upon it.

I don't have the answer but this is the way

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Metric - Handshakes

Buy this car to drive to work

Drive to work to pay for this car

Buy this car to drive to work

Drive to work

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] boydster@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

I don't think he knows about second sleep, Pip

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah...this feels like just general life advice. #TooReal

Did you dance today? Or did you only work?

[–] EvilEdgelord@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

I wish I had a place to sleep when I wanted.