this post was submitted on 29 Jul 2025
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[–] ook@discuss.tchncs.de 71 points 5 months ago (3 children)
[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 86 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] ook@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] FapFlop@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

You said it, man.

[–] SippyCup@feddit.nl 13 points 5 months ago

OVER THE LINE

[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 43 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] grue@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago

It's nice to know that a thousand years from now we have right to repair.

[–] fika@piefed.social 9 points 5 months ago

Came to the comments for this

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 41 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 14 points 5 months ago

Geez. Look at the cum gutters on him.

[–] Jyrdano@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Each time you sin, He does one push up.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Workout regimen checks out.

[–] Odo@lemmy.world 32 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Pretty sure this is the real one:

[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 29 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Not just any toilet. The most disgusting toilet in all of Scotland.

[–] SippyCup@feddit.nl 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Don't judge a man. He really needed those suppositories.

[–] Asetru@feddit.org 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I fantasize about a massive pristine convenience. Brilliant gold taps, virginal white marble, a seat carved from ebony, a cistern full of Chanel no.5, and a flunky handing me pieces of raw silk toilet roll.

[–] bathroomconnoisseur@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 months ago

Sounds nice

[–] Thunderbird4@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Ah yes, Skibidi Toilet: Origins

[–] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 5 months ago

Well that's like your opinion, man

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I won't change my mind on anything, regardless of the facts that are set out before me

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

We've got a word for that: faith.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

Of the heart.

[–] cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 5 months ago
[–] Sergio@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Where art thou money, Sanhedrin?