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All fight scenes are now sex scenes (and vice versa). Which movie(s) do you watch first? (beehaw.org)
submitted 4 months ago by Radiant_sir_radiant@beehaw.org to c/askbeehaw@beehaw.org
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I'm currently torn between Natural Born Killers and Reservoir Dogs, but at least have had it down to "probably nothing with Steven Seagal in it" quite early in the process.

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[–] CameronDev@programming.dev 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The matrix. Those beautifully choreographed ~~fight~~ sex scenes would put the kama sutra to shame.

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 4 months ago

This and really anything with Jackie Chan - truly a master of the ~~martial~~ marital arts

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 12 points 4 months ago

The first rule of Fuck Club is: you do not talk about Fuck Club. The second rule of Fuck Club is: you DO NOT talk about Fuck Club.

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 9 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Pacific Rim gets a lot better??? Giant robots fucking giant monsters.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 4 months ago

Pacific Rimjob

[–] lemmyng@piefed.ca 2 points 4 months ago

It would be really easy to do, too. Just replace the chainsword with a dildo.

[–] Piatro@programming.dev 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

John Wick.

[–] DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz 3 points 4 months ago

How many people did he fuck with that pencil?

[–] lemmyng@piefed.ca 3 points 4 months ago

Debbie Does Dallas becomes Kill Bill, and vice-versa.

[–] Powderhorn@beehaw.org 2 points 4 months ago

Demolition Man ... have some kick-ass sex and then enjoy the afterglow at Taco Bell.

[–] iammike@programming.dev 2 points 4 months ago

Well, I just know I won't watch any zombie movie from now on.

[–] SEND_BUTTPLUG_PICS@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 months ago

Hardcore Henry!

[–] eagleeyedtiger@lemmy.nz 1 points 4 months ago

The Rocky movies. Imagine the (sex) training montage leading up to two dudes pounding each other for 15 rounds in a boxing ring in front of an audience.

[–] Xanxia@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I can finally watch 7 Songs with the family.

[–] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 1 points 4 months ago

The Raid

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 1 points 4 months ago

The Black Widow movie. I could stand seeing Scarlett Johansson get down and dirty.