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[–] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 66 points 2 years ago (2 children)

*something something* BadDragon *something something* last panel

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A Ferangi’s erogenous zone is their ears. Do you think they have ear dildos?

[–] mipadaitu@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

AN erogenous zone, not THE erogenous zone.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] mipadaitu@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's shown that they have multiple techniques they enjoy. Quark once got a feather stuck in his ear from some ear play.

https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Tympanic_tickle

My guess is that they don't like rigid objects inserted. They have extremely sensitive hearing, so I'm guessing vibrating objects are also a no-go.

PROBABLY not, but different people like different things, and Ferengi are well known for selling anything to anyone, so... maybe?

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Q tips are like sounding, got it

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What a horrible day to have eyes.

!eyebleach@lemmy.world

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)
[–] IGuessThisIsForNSFW@yiffit.net 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yet another reason to HATE EMOJIS

[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago

☝️🤓 Erm, acktshually, the 👍😃👍 is part of the humour 🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😝🏩

[–] rain_worl@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Mango@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago
[–] Flamekebab@piefed.social 45 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's some very sedate drum and bass.

[–] Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I know nobody asked for it, but I can't help spreading the word about Venjent: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Uivp-hvk-nk

He randomly showed up in my recommended videos recently with a D&B track based on the noise a groan tube makes, and I have since bought his entire discography and can't stop listening 😅

[–] variants@possumpat.io 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

That's a weird looking Dave and busters

[–] Thassodar@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I was trying to figure out which DnB artist they were trying to draw

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] cjoll4@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Help me out, what kind of DnB are you referring to? Google gives me a lotta different results when I search DnB

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 years ago

20,000 tickets gets you a complimentary continental breakfast!

[–] BaumGeist@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Telodzrum@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Eskimo Brother Database

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Hey, some dragons aren't so bad! Falin from Dungeon Meshi in her revived (dragon) state.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 years ago

I'm a Lucoa kind of guy myself, but not for the reasons you think.

Tap for spoilerIt's the shorts. Don't @ me lol

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

I mean, sure, she'll murder you, but part of her will feel bad.

[–] Shou@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Bed and dragons, bed and dragons

Go together like a horse and wagons

This I tell ya, brother

Ya can't have one without the other

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

You're going to get replaced on the DVD set.

[–] cjoll4@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

I somewhat wish for d&d and b&d to switch places, so it would read like a Punnett square. There'd be "bed" and "dungeons" on one axis, and "breakfast" and "dragons" on the other axis, and so you see the result you get when they cross.

But I know that would've spoiled the comedic flow.

[–] SweetCitrusBuzz@beehaw.org 8 points 2 years ago

The person in the last panel is obviously not a bard.

[–] massacre@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Did you say EBDB? Well, how about the EBDBB&B (NSFW)?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The casual delivery of the ending punchline is 😘👌

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The "decanter" bit, or the "I'll probably head down"?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Both, but especially the latter 😄

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don’t get how breakfast represents Drum n Bass.

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You don't have breakfast in a dungeon while jamming out to drum n bass?

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 2 years ago

That’s Intelligent Drum n Bass.

[–] Maven@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 years ago

This comic gets sexier every panel

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 4 points 2 years ago

Drag approves this message

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago
[–] f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'll only stay at any B&B if they serve at least four-penis wine.

[–] cjoll4@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"Medicinal" wine made with several types of animal penis.

The EBDB that OP referenced is one of Taco's business ventures in The League. Another great idea of his was to import and sell penis wine.

https://youtu.be/OuEf-xV9hQc