this post was submitted on 18 Aug 2024
7 points (88.9% liked)

Aneurysm Posting

3232 readers
2 users here now

For shitposting by people who can smell burnt toast.

Rules:

  1. Nothing promoting crypto, blockchain or NFTs.
  2. Nothing right wing.
  3. Nothing anti science.
  4. No tankie support.
  5. No TERFS.
  6. No porn.
  7. Must tag AI posts as such.

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 6 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] Deestan@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Step 3: Prepare a bowl of jelly.

Step 3: Prepare a bowl of sourcream.

Step 2: Prepare a bowl of peanut butter. Touch the bowl gently.

No step: Fingers melt painlessly into caramel. Hold them in your hand.

Step 4: Flatten the peanut butter.

Step 6: Unflatten the peanut butter.

Step 1: Take the peanut butter out of the bowl and put it back in.

Step S: Move peanut butter to a small lasagna baking dish. Flatten and divide into 3 parts.

Step 4: Observe the jelly.

Step 8: Prepare a small bowl of caramel sauce.

Step 3: Stir the caramel once with a finger.

Step 1: Observe the jelly.

Step 8: The spoonful of cum is not needed. Gently remove it from the baking area.

Step 4: Check the jelly is still there.

Step 3: Carefully slice the bread, but you will still cut your finger. The future has already happened. You can not change it.

Step 6: Put sourcream on top of the peanut butter and flatten it.

Step 3: Pour the bowl of sourcream and peanut butter into a bowl of sugar.

Ingest excitedly.

[–] NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

How to make a PBJ sandwiche, step 8 will shock you!

"Step 8: The spoonful of cum is not needed. Gently remove it from the baking area."

I'm dying, good work!

[–] PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Deestan@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I am sorry, but these instructions have no step 3. The steps in these instructions are: 3, 3, 2, error, 4, 6, 1, S, 4, 8, 3, 1, 8, 4, 3, 6 and 3.

Did you mean Step 3?

[–] 0oWow@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

We finally found out who is hoarding all of the peanut butter! It was AI all along!!

[–] FunderPants@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

Looks like I'm out of a job.