As someone who has successfully cut down their alcohol intake this is cringe supreme for me.
this post was submitted on 17 Jul 2025
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I'm sorry, you don't know what an alcohol buzz feels like? I'm caling bullshit on this one.
tell me how these weren't designed to give alcoholics plausible deniability lol
Oh, I thought they were designed to give alcoholics heart attacks
Naw, the industry basically self-regulated itself out of mixing alcohol and caffeine after all the Four Loko incidents. The labeling is just for brand loyalists or something now, idk
The people drinking vodka Red Bulls do be persisting
It's not easy to tell the difference between a can of kombucha and a can of thc sparkling juice at first glance either. Both have similar designs.
I can't tell if you're being serious or if you're leaning into the joke bc here in america they take all of the alcohol out of kombucha so both drinks would be intoxicating anywhere else
Yes almost all the alcohol is removed from kombucha so it is not intoxicating.
AFAIK that only happens in the US due to tax/age restriction reasons. https://youtu.be/7o2dILl8Fhc
Meanwhile I've seen thc as high as 50mg in a single can!
"50g" 
Or maybe it was mg?? Impossible to say really.
Laughs in 1000mg doses from the Joey Diaz THC chocolates.
Ain't no open container laws when you're drinkin' claws.
Trevor?!
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