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If a 12 oz can at 5% ABV once per day makes you feel liver pain, there's probably something wrong with your liver, and maybe the drinking life isn't for you.
It's fine, I'll just take more Tylenol to deal with the pain.
Just drink Painquil! It's acetaminophen, and it's 10% alcohol! The old liver double whammy.
If God was real, PainQuil would be morphine and blue raspberry instead of black cherry
If the devil was real, it would be anise and krokodil.
Is..is that real?
It's okay, they only recommend it for children older than 11.
I am a children older than 11.
Lmao it is
https://vicks.com/en-us/shop-products/painquil/painquil-day
That website is surreal.
"Non-habit forming... Delicious taste."
All the reviews are just 4-5 stars and read only:
"This reviewer received incentives from the manufacturer."
had to look up that this is real lol
Oh no
I miss feeling things