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Zoology (slrpnk.net)
submitted 5 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
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[–] sepi@piefed.social 98 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Probably thought this lady was a bot. Real women have never hit on me, so I understand the dude's POV.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Are you a veterinarian?

[–] sepi@piefed.social 3 points 5 months ago

Sadly, no.

[–] ConstantPain@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

At least, not like that. I've been on and off the apps for years, and even bots don't talk like that at first.

I would love for women to be more open about what they want.

[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 36 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Might have worked on an ecologist

[–] Strider@thelemmy.club 23 points 5 months ago

Can confirm, I've got an ecology degree and that line would work on me 100%.