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[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 75 points 2 years ago (2 children)

This "cuck" is probably an anglicism.

Also, the barrier between English and Dutch is pretty flimsy.

[–] midori@lemmy.world 79 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don't speak dutch and this is very clear. Is that what dutch is? English but like a 4yo is talking

[–] cybersandwich@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago

I've heard it described as "a drunk British sailor trying to speak German".

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 5 points 2 years ago

You mean something that sounds dumb in English also sounds dumb in Dutch? Wow!

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 33 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

I wish the Dutch would respect my barriers more.

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You know, a few hundred years ago, they respect the barriers even less.

Especially to their colonies.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

A few hundred years ago, their language was a German dialect!

[–] Shou@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Didn't every language start as a dialect?

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 2 points 2 years ago

Possibly, but the distinction here is that the differentiation of Dutch and German didn't happen that long ago, and this would be a lot more obvious if the German dialects that are closest to Dutch weren't nearly dead.

[–] Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We only respect water barriers.

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Clearly, you've never heard of the Dutch East India Company

[–] kindenough@kbin.earth 4 points 2 years ago

The "VOC" is standard material in history class.

What Thekingoflorda is referring to is flood control in the Netherlands.

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The Dutch invented the cuck-chair confirmed.

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 years ago

Cuck-stool

FTFY

[–] jpreston2005@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Translates to "yess, The cuck chair is still available"

Though I think it's actually for sitting next to a wheelchair bound companion, or to sit while holding your bike out of the way of the aisle.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Thank you, because I had no idea what the hell that sentence was saying. It turns out that not everything transcends languages. Understanding what words mean is actually pretty fucking important.

[–] renzev@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I always assumed that they're that way because a second chair would block the door.

[–] jpreston2005@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Oh yeah, you may be right. I saw some trains in NL have upper sections, and the last row before the stairwell will have just one chair to give people space to negotiate it. So that could be it as well

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

Thought it means: "yesss, the cuck chair is now free!"