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Clever Comebacks

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[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 64 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Oh, eww. I thought it was a reference to Orks, but it was just racist.

[–] LumiNocta@lemmy.zip 17 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Well that's why my laptop is red.

[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It's supposed to be red stripes! Not fully red! Paint the rest blue to help with cooling, otherwise it will keep overheating.

[–] LumiNocta@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 months ago

Explains alot...

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

That and replace all the fans to sound like "waaaargh" as they spin.

[–] lazynooblet@lazysoci.al 6 points 6 months ago

I thought it was Mac Vs PC

[–] metallic_substance@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I can't find the original tweet or the account from the screenshot

[–] FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

90% sure this is a shitty meme generated thing

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 months ago

Pretty sure one person came up with two racist jokes to tell at once.

[–] Deebster@infosec.pub 1 points 6 months ago

You mean from the Karen that can't decide how to spell her own name or the Chad? I'd just assumed it was all made up.

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

She should’ve painted it brown. It would always work without an issue, yet Karren would still blame it for all of her problems.