I feel like instead of being a shitty tip, it is more of a tip for those with shitty lives.
A proper slpt is to encourage the recipient to bitch about the food after they get it to get their money back.
this post was submitted on 13 Jul 2025
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Well, I did it yesterday in berlin, and it was the most smartest thing! I got about 6 different meals, and didn't pay anything... Except for maybe getting stared at.....
I feel like eating someone else's leftovers for the first time is a life altering experience.
The first time it happens, it's only because you haven't eaten in days and you find a pizza box with two slices left and they look completely untouched.
Once you've broken the seal and become a person who eats garbage, it's not long before you're not ashamed to fill up a bento box with dumpster potluck.
what if i ate my sisters broccoli
Get outta here, you pervert!
Hihi, no, maybe you're just a teen and can't morally support paying 12€ for food.... Or you simply don't HAVE any money anymore because you used it all on drugs...
Does nobody clean up after themselves where you live?
Yeah this wouldn't work where I live.
But I could walk into a Panera or Chipotle and just grab some food off the pickup counter. They don't ask, or verify.
You get something random and someone else has a shitty day, but if you are hungry enough I could see it.
Might not work if you look homeless though, make sure you keep that gym membership so you can shower.
No, I don't live in berlin, I visited the city yesterday.
i keep imagining the family guy episode where meg goes to the mall to eat other peoples leftovers.