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[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago
[–] Zexks@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago (2 children)

If his wife really is an immigrant someone should report that. Maybe a lot. Just so ice has all the info.

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 days ago

She's apparently a good person who's as outraged at his behavior as the rest of us, so maybe don't do that.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 days ago

And then call the local PD. 🍿

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[–] 6stringringer@lemmy.zip 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

One more stroke & he’s back as a progressive.

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Monkey Paw:

He becomes so progressive, he's now support giving voting rights to AI.

Yes, each instance of Siri, each instance of Gemini, all get a vote.

And now Tim Apple becomes POTUS. (Because the US has the biggest iPhone Marketshare)

🫠

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 1 points 4 days ago

Bitcoin mining rigs would all become thousands of AI instances and people would be touting how many votes they got...

[–] Tja@programming.dev 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You think that replacing trump, even with Tim Apple, would be a bad thing????

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago

Siri is useless … maybe we could have it as president

[–] hypeerror@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago

Malcom Kenyatta 2028

[–] mazzilius_marsti@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

this mfer played for both teams

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago (2 children)

No need to abolish ICE, just return it to what it was in 2015 or so.

We don't need essentially a whole new authoritarian police with more funding than any other such agency ever and more than two branches of the military, with ability to grab anyone at all with impunity (no due process required if they claim to think the target is not a citizen) and seemingly working to be able to also remove citizenship formally from people.

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 1 points 3 days ago

Why not return it to where it was in 2002? We dont need a gestapo.

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[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago

Maybe he's sick of her

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